Cletus done gone and wrote a book. Only he had to use a pen name on account of the police looking for him.
People say it's funny but why don't you be the judge of that?
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switch to pot; it'll mellow your stick-up-the-ass attitude out.
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What Happened to the Original ChuckandCletus.com? Deep South (AP) - In a surprising press release today, Chuck Craddock, Cecil Craddock and Cletus H. Gibson finally revealed what happened to the original chuckandcletus.com website. Specifically, why it went down and where they disappeared to for so many years.
The Bios--Who We Are Just who are Chuck, Cletus and Cecil? What makes them tick? What drives their ambition to inform the world?
Other Merchandise Stuff Located on this page is merchandise from the twisted minds of Chuck and Cletus. We'll be adding much more useless stuff as time goes on ... and we actually think of something good. And as you peruse this page, don't think of yourself; think of your loved ones that would absolutely kill to have this one-of-a-kind stuff!!
Ask Chuck! - Japanese vs. American Pickups Welcome to Ask Chuck! This is where visitors submit a question for Chuck to answer to the best of his ability, using all of his worldly knowledge and research. This question is from Todd Moselski of Waukesha, WI. Click to download Chuck's answer...
Bee Gee's Gibb Awakens From Coma LONDON (Reuters) - Bee Gees singer Robin Gibb has woken from a coma more than a week after he lost consciousness and has attempted to communicate with family members, the BBC reported on Saturday.
Branch Fired By ESPN For Comment During Game Bristol, CT (Associated Press) ESPN has announced the firing of college basketball analyst Adrian Branch immediately following his coverage of the Southeast Missouri State-Murray State contest Thursday night. The firing was based on a comment made by the five-year veteran during the game which aired on the network's ESPNU channel.
Harrison Fined $15,000 For Polamalu Tackle Pittsburgh Steelers' badboy James Harrison was fined $15,000 by the NFL for the Troy Polamalu horse-collar tackle on Baltimore Ravens' running back Ricky Williams last week.
NYC Considers Transcending Solar, Lunar Cycles New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg is reportedly leaning heavily toward switching between night and day at will throughout the city, with adjustments precise enough to offer the difference between alternating and even converging city streets.
Patriots Sign Leaf, Mandarich Foxboro, MA (Associated Press) The NFL whirlwind offseason continues with teams signing, releasing, and trading free agents at a frenzied pace as the new season rapidly approaches. The New England Patriots are no exception, and have added Ryan Leaf and Tony Mandarich to the fold.
Raiders To Abstain From Next Ten Years Of League Play With obviously little at competitive stake, the Oakland Raiders have announced that they will not take part in the next ten years of NFL play as part of the new collective bargaining agreement.
Mauer To World: 'I'm a Catcher' The Minnesota Twins have a public relations fiasco or a public relations golden egg on their hands, depending on how one looks at it, with the recent revelation that star player Joe Mauer is gay.
Stern Fines Bryant, US Citizens NBA Commissioner David Stern issued a swift disciplinary ruling after the Los Angeles Lakers' five-time NBA champion guard cursed and used a homophobic slur when referee Bennie Adams called a technical foul on him Tuesday night in the third quarter of a victory over the San Antonio Spurs. Americans, too, face a similar penalty issued by Stern.