Cletus done gone and wrote a book. Only he had to use a pen name on account of the police looking for him.
People say it's funny but why don't you be the judge of that?
One reviewer said: 'A quirky, hysterical tale ... A+ for creativity ... nothing is predictable ... laugh-out loud adventure ...'
Another said: 'Sharp wit ... bold characters ... I laughed out loud ... quite hilarious, Cavins has delivered a very entertaining read.'
Sometimes when life hands up a couple of lemons, we have a lemon fight. I usually win on account of Chuck's gout. - Cletus
ChuckAndCletus2.com is a Humor-oriented site featuring Fake Satire News, Funny Photos, Commentary, and Generally Narrow World Views all
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switch to pot; it'll mellow your stick-up-the-ass attitude out.
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What Happened to the Original ChuckandCletus.com? Deep South (AP) - In a surprising press release today, Chuck Craddock, Cecil Craddock and Cletus H. Gibson finally revealed what happened to the original chuckandcletus.com website. Specifically, why it went down and where they disappeared to for so many years.
The Bios--Who We Are Just who are Chuck, Cletus and Cecil? What makes them tick? What drives their ambition to inform the world?
Other Merchandise Stuff Located on this page is merchandise from the twisted minds of Chuck and Cletus. We'll be adding much more useless stuff as time goes on ... and we actually think of something good. And as you peruse this page, don't think of yourself; think of your loved ones that would absolutely kill to have this one-of-a-kind stuff!!
Ask Chuck! - Japanese vs. American Pickups Welcome to Ask Chuck! This is where visitors submit a question for Chuck to answer to the best of his ability, using all of his worldly knowledge and research. This question is from Todd Moselski of Waukesha, WI. Click to download Chuck's answer...
NASA Gets Free Ride It is a sunny Wednesday in Cape Canaveral, Florida, and the space shuttle Atlantis has just returned from a mission in outer space. Time to kick the tires, clean the windshield and check the oil--literally and figuratively.
Gorillas in the Miffed Prague, Czech Republic (AP) - Researchers at the Prague Zoo have noted that their gorillas seem to be influenced by prudish Western ideals and habits. Over the years, the mammals appear to have become bashful about their bodies. The researchers blame the saturation of Western television and film.
Nissan To Recall All Pathfinders After Bomb Scare Franklin, TN (Associated Press) Nissan has announced a voluntary recall of all of its Pathfinder models following this weekend's bomb scare in Times Square, company officials announced today.
Local Elementary School Visits Pot Field Asheville, NC (AP) - This past Friday, Mrs. Peabody's fourth grade class at Oakley Elementary School took a field trip to an undisclosed pot facility in the mountains surrounding Asheville, NC. The children were excited to go and for many, it was their first encounter with cannabis.
Mount Rushmore Icon Recovered Madison, IN (Associated Press) A work crew works as a crew to replace the bust of George Washington which was stolen from Mt. Rushmore earlier in the month and recovered here in Madison, Indiana, six days later.
Garvis Opens For Gert Jonnys New York, NY (Reuters) - The much anticipated reunion tour of Gert Jonnys, Sweden's premiere 70s boy band, will have another Swedish reunion band opening for them, Garvis. The two bands disappeared off the scene when the synthesizers of the 80s hit, just as they were poised to take the international market.
Local Waffle House Hires Wedding Coordinator Horn Lake, MS (AP) - The management staff at a local waffle house has produced so many weddings in the past 2 months that they have decided to hire a full-time wedding coordinator.
German River Flows Upstream; Scientists, Fish Confused Berlin, Germany (Reuters) - Due to a major drought in Germany, the river of Spree has begun flowing upstream. Scientists and fish alike have been baffled as the body of water seems to turn its nose at conventional physics.