Cletus done gone and wrote a book. Only he had to use a pen name on account of the police looking for him.
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Sometimes when life hands us a couple of lemons, we have a lemon fight. I usually win on account of Chuck's gout. - Cletus
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Jonesboro, AR (AP) - Joey Tipperton, age 32, thought this was going to be just another Sunday. He thought he'd get up, think of a reason not to go to church, eat his cereal with milk, watch HGTV home improvement shows, then take a nap while avoiding mowing the lawn. He thought it would be a typical Sunday in Jonesboro. He was wrong.
It is a sunny Wednesday in Cape Canaveral, Florida, and the space shuttle Atlantis has just returned from a mission in outer space. Time to kick the tires, clean the windshield and check the oil--literally and figuratively.
Prague, Czech Republic (AP) - Researchers at the Prague Zoo have noted that their gorillas seem to be influenced by prudish Western ideals and habits. Over the years, the mammals appear to have become bashful about their bodies. The researchers blame the saturation of Western television and film.
Franklin, TN (Associated Press) Nissan has announced a voluntary recall of all of its Pathfinder models following this weekend's bomb scare in Times Square, company officials announced today.
Asheville, NC (AP) - This past Friday, Mrs. Peabody's fourth grade class at Oakley Elementary School took a field trip to an undisclosed pot facility in the mountains surrounding Asheville, NC. The children were excited to go and for many, it was their first encounter with cannabis.
Madison, IN (Associated Press) A work crew works as a crew to replace the bust of George Washington which was stolen from Mt. Rushmore earlier in the month and recovered here in Madison, Indiana, six days later. 
Horn Lake, MS (AP) - The management staff at a local waffle house has produced so many weddings in the past 2 months that they have decided to hire a full-time wedding coordinator.
New York, NY (Reuters) - The much anticipated reunion tour of Gert Jonnys, Sweden's premiere 70s boy band, will have another Swedish reunion band opening for them, Garvis. The two bands disappeared off the scene when the synthesizers of the 80s hit, just as they were poised to take the international market.
Berlin, Germany (Reuters) - Due to a major drought in Germany, the river of Spree has begun flowing upstream. Scientists and fish alike have been baffled as the body of water seems to turn its nose at conventional physics.
Richmond, VA (Reuters) - The tobacco giant Philip Morris circulated an internal memo yesterday that smoke breaks were no longer allowed on company time. The move shocked and dismayed the thousands of workers employed by the corporation.
