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Iraqi President Saddam Hussein is shown after returning from a two-hour visit to an all-you-can-eat buffet at a Baghdad Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurant yesterday. He is reported to love Extra Crispy and Original Recipe equally, and doesn't touch the salad bar at all. US officials plan on bombing all nine Baghdad KFC's in order to weaken the leader's resolve. (Associated Press)
