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In the wake of the huge oil spill off the coast of Louisiana, GM Executives seize the time to test a new hybrid boat that skims oil from the surface of water and mixes it real-time with ethanol in an 80/20 ratio. Executives will release an ad campaign next week aimed at young environmentalists that want to "save the world while having fun." They claim the oil spill and their plans were purely coincidental.
