The Save The Whales campaign has suffered a serious setback following an unwarranted and unusual attack on a small sailing yacht off the coast of Capetown, South Africa recently. "We have obviously moved beyond the concept of peaceful coexistence," stated PETA spokesperson Lucille Tamborski, "and the need for swift, continuous, and lethal retribution against this and all kinds of animals at random is our new path." Outsiders have long believed the organization was beginning to show cracks in its ideology as the world continues to grow smaller and less room is available for us and them. "We are superior, make no mistake, and their blood will prove our point," Tamborski stated. (Associated Press)